Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it correctly and the name of the movie.
NO CHEATING (googling/using IMDb/Wikiquote) for those of you guessing.
I got this from Bradley, and I have to add his caveat that these aren't all exactly good movies, but they are movies I like for various reasons. But I wouldn't call these my favorites; I'm just kind of listing things that come to mind right now, though some come to mind right away. And Da Man isn't allowed to play since we tend to quote these to each other constantly. Some I expect people to get instantly. Some I expect no one to get at all. I apologize for what some will see as offensive language, but those are some of the best quotations of all.
My teen angst has a body count. (Jette -- Heathers)
I miss my dad. He worked really hard for that house. It took him...thirty years to pay it off. And it took me eight months to fuck it up! (Minarae -- House of Sand and Fog)
You know...for a second there...yeah...I kinda did. (Damion -- Kill Bill, Vol. 1)
If you get hungry, eat something. (Mo -- Best in Show)
She's so evil...and she's only in high school! (Tria -- Jawbreaker)
Try the cock, Albert. It's a delicacy, and you know where it's been. (Jette -- The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover)
Hello. I am Princess Moanna, and I am not afraid of you. (Chaser -- Pan's Labyrinth)
You pair of deuces lookin' for work, I suggest you get your scrawny asses in here pronto. (Muffet -- Brokeback Mountain)
Schmucks are people, too. (Chaser --Something's Gotta Give)
Purple in the morning, blue in the afternoon, orange in the evening. There's my three meals, Mr. Smartypants. (Damion -- Requiem for a Dream)
You know, this thing between Prok and me was fine for a while, but I guess I just really miss sleeping with women. (Lois -- Kinsey)
It started as rioting. But right from the beginning you knew this was different. Because it was happening in small villages, market towns. And then it wasn't on the TV any more. It was in the street outside. It was coming in through your windows. It was a virus. An infection. You didn't need a doctor to tell you that. It was the blood. It was something in the blood. (Roseann -- 28 Days Later)
The plan is you drink a nice tall glass of Shut The Fuck Up! (Roseann -- Dawn of the Dead)
He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things. He stole a pair of her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear. (Jolene -- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)
You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. (Bradley -- Pee Wee's Big Adventure)
I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had other men love me before, but not for six months in a row. (Harmony -- 16 Candles)
I'm exactly the way you made me: do it this way, do it that way, do it MY way, until I don't even know how to do it without you. (Patrick -- Up Close and Personal)
Now, just because someone sees, you know, two naked people asleep in bed together, it doesn't necessarily prove sex was involved. It does, however, make for a very strong case. (Soma -- Velvet Goldmine)
Sometimes there's things more important than pit beef. (Mo -- Pecker)
It's the times. They are a-changin'. Something's blowing in the wind. Fetch me my diet pills, would you? (Jette --Hairspray)
Christian, you may see me only as a drunken, vice-ridden gnome whose friends are just pimps and girls from the brothels. But I know about art and love, if only because I long for it with every fiber of my being. (Iain -- Moulin Rouge)
Unfortunately, THIS guitar said, 'When I get back to Georgia, that woman gonna feel my pain.' THIS one said something along the lines of, 'Why yes, these pants ARE lycra.' THESE said, 'I'm very sensitive, very caring, and I have absolutely no idea how to play the guitar.' (Abby -- Stranger Than Fiction)
You'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own! (Koroshiya -- 27 Dresses)
You are very handsome. And I'm getting a little turned on. Are you? (The Dying Gaul)
I have a lot of fantasies about being tied up and spanked. I suppose it isn't very liberated, is it? What kind of fantasies do feminists have? (Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death)
Hold this piece of hickory, sister Margo. (Lois -- The Royal Tenenbaums)
It's one of those two, love or revenge, I'm not really sure which one. But it's one of those two that made me throw a cello through somebody's window, so you figure it out. (little pinky time -- Rocket Science)
I had a bad day, I had to subvert my principles and kowtow to an idiot. Television makes these daily sacrifices possible. (Patrick -- Trust)
You know how you said before, how your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity? (Mo -- The Breakfast Club)
- posted by Nels P. Highberg @ 3:55 PM
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